Random act of violence employed by Kabutroid #3:

Ahh, there's nothing like the sound of a key being dragged across the side of another's car. Unless of course you're using something significantly sharper, like a small Tanto. General rule of thumb when parking next to Kabutroid's car. When parking next to the driver's side, try to remember to leave more than 1/2 a foot of room for his door to open. For you see, if you should force Kabutroid to slide into the driver's seat through the passenger door, he doesn't exactly take too kindly towards your vehicle. For one, prepare to see some hideously-deep scratches... the kind that can't be buffed out... and many a door ding. Kabutroid has an older car... he can do that with ease. Or if visitor parking is full in the apartment block where Kabutroid lives, don't park in his spot if he's not home. For you see, when he returns, he a little bit ticked off. Obviously he won't blatantly scratch the piss out of your vehicle, but there will be many a deep scratch... possibly a puncture in the metal... in a somewhat more obscure, hard to see place near the front of the car. Given that it's dark when this takes place, good luck noticing it until sometime the next day if you're lucky.