This being is what is currently in the process of uploading as much as humanly possible to Planet Zebeth. His motives, as stated thus far, indicate that he is forging some form of "web comic" product. The destructive power of this product is unknown, and assumed to be far more dangerous that of Metroid. His body seems to be the merged forms of that of a Kabutops, and a tiny Metroid. Whether this Kabutops in question actually feels pain or not is debatable. He doesn't appear to make many appearances, but will exploit his godlike powers should the need arise.

His purpose on Planet Zebeth seems fairly clear. To create Planet Zebeth. The origin of the planet's name is indicative of a previous form of Planet Zebeth, not unlike the Pangea of Earth. Several questions remain of this creature however, such as 'how does he eat, dress, or type this very page that you're reading'. Yes... this one... the one that just said 'Yes... this one...'. You know, that thing... bah, forget it. It's also unknown how this creature goes to the washroom, but given that he's shown that he possesses telekinesis, one can use one's imagination. Given he's not seen or heard from for long periods of time, one must wonder whether he actually has any impact on the status of Planet Zebeth at all. Although, given that this page was updated at the time that this particular sentence was typed, it's assumed that things are still being done. Unfortuantely, Planet Zebeth is still begin routed through a 33.6k modem, and Kabutroid doesn't appear to want to waste the hard drive space and system resources moving Planet Zebeth to his hard drive, so changes come slowly at best. That, and if he ever does come to appearance in the strip, he's usually too busy playing video games in his lair to really care about outside happenings. Failing that, he's been spotted either attempting to fix his model of Samus' ship on ZR388, or randomly wandering about, killing time.